It is a night of evil
Where your fears come out to play
To haunt and make mischief of
Those who live during day.
This is just a rumor
Believe what you believe
But spirits can take over
The night of All Hallows Eve.
Our story begins in Orlando
Five Friends hanging out
Laughing at the time to come
And reassuring all their doubts.
Patrick was sophisticated
And didnt like the thought
Of begging for some munchies
That others have made and bought.
Josh, or J, was shaky
Of eating homemade goods.
He wouldnt do the deed
This is where his thoughts stood.
Michael was still a child
Everythings fun and games
Hed do it all, everything
Even if Mike was not his name.
Ben was very quiet
His thoughts were all in his head
Scary stuff amused him
Even the living dead.
Marc thought it was wicked
And thats "wicked cool"
He laughed and joked as he drew
A crude picture of a ghoul.
Now, it took some time to convince
Patty-cakes and J
They were tortured by the bugging
And gave in, in dismay.
The boys were very secretive
As they planned the up-coming night
All that slipped on the grape vine
Was definite fun and fright.
Patrick said, "I have an idea;
Lets say one thing we like.
Well, mines gotta be candy,"
And he added, "The kind I buy."
Mike laughed clownishly
Because he loved the games
"The small kids faces filled with joy
is enough for me!" Ben exclaimed.
"The freaky creatures and unexplained things
is my favorite part," Marc spat.
"Well, I hate all of it," J declared,
"and thats that."
They kept their costumes under wraps
Even from the other guys
They would be unveiled on Halloween
But til then it was a surprise.
It was the day theyd been waiting for
364 days in advance
The chilling tales of spooks
And of witches, spells and chants.
They waited for many hours
Until it was 8 oclock
Then the boys got ready
And their costumes were unlocked.
Patrick was a pale-white spook
Another name for ghost
He was a restless spirit
And on his costume he had to boast.
"Its very simple, yes indeed,
I borrowed Michaels pants
You know the ones he wore to
His Junior Formal Dance."
His hair was of platinum gold
His skin was powered pale
A matching suit of white
Was his tux, tie and tail.
J was a zombie
A member of the living dead
Remember Michael Jacksons "Thriller"?
Nothing more can be said.
"Well, thats nothing
Just look at me
A ghost is kiddy stuff
compared to a living zombie."
Js skin was gray and flaky
And his clothes were badly torn
His arm was limp and bony
He was covered in dirt, blood, and gore.
Michael was a rough werewolf
Not just a mangy dog
The type that forms during full moons
When its not blanketed in fog.
"Since I was a little boy
Ive been thinking long and hard
That Id be a werewolf
Im perfect for the part."
Michaels hair was in a mess
His fingernails were claws
He had a black fur coat
And rabid dog-like jaws.
Ben was not a living dead,
But a dead born again
He was Frankenstein
A creature feared by man.
" In this crazy get-up
Any girl could be mine
And if I find that special someone
She could be the Bride of Frankenstein."
His bolts were seen about his stitches
And his patched skin was covered by a shirt
Ben had on faded jeans, a football jacket,
And large black boots stomped the dirt.
Marc was not your average vampire,
But one with attitude
With his bloody bite and steaming looks
This was one deadly dude.
" Im a man and a bat
A creature of the night
The women all fall for me
Wanna have a bite?"
His teeth were molded into points
His suit was black and dark
A pair of leather pants, a tank, a jacket,
And wore a chain about his bite mark.
They were a pack,
A fleet of terrors of the eve
The guys grabbed their sacks and bags
Before they began to leave.
But they stopped in their tracks
For it began to pour
They thought their holiday was canceled
The one that they adored.
But peering out, Ben noticed
And tapped the head of Mike
J and Pat and Marc were also diverted
To look beneath the street light.
There a hydrant had been opened
A crazy prank had been played
So their hopes had reappeared
The ones that had gone away.
So they began their quest
For the true fun of Halloween
They traveled Trick-or-Treating
As a group that was unseen.
When they approached a house,
The children all scattered
They heard the doors lock
What was the matter?
So they ventured on
And the children froze with fright
For they had seen a ghost, zombie, wolf, vampire, and Frank
Such an awful sight.
The next house was much the same,
And all the rest were like the first
Something was truly wrong
Making this Halloween the worst.
At last, they got a different response
But it was just as bad
The candy-giver threw rocks
And that made the guys sad.
And so their bad luck reigned
And it wouldnt go away
They feared something had gone wrong
On the previous day.
"I spilled some salt,
But disposed it over my shoulder,
And I remember," Pat remarked,
"finding a four-leaf clover."
"Marc and I broke a mirror,"
Mike remembered very clear,
"but we picked up enough pins
to have good luck for those unlucky 7 years."
"After waking up
On the wrong side of the bed,
I went and bought a horseshoe,"
Ben plainly said.
"Well, Im the causer of the wrong
Because I walked under 13 ladders.
I guess that," J sniffled,
" makes you guys even madder."
" Im gonna find some answers,"
Marc demanded and walked up to a home
He knocked and a woman appeared
Then she noticed that he was not alone.
Marc stuck his foot in the door
So she could not close the meeting
Finally she said rudely,
" Arent you a little old to be Trick-or-Treating?"
It had never occurred to them
That the boys were to old
They saw nothing wrong
Until they had been told.
"Well that just stinks,
Even though I hate Halloween,"
J whimpered in regret.
"That woman was pretty mean."
What happened next
Could not be controlled
Evil had conquered good
As their fiendish plan had unfold.
"We didnt get treats
So now its time for tricks,"
Patrick grinned powerfully.
"Now its time to take your pick."
They discussed it quietly,
And when the talk was done,
The boys gave whoops of joy
As Marc added," Yeah this will be fun."
The friends went their own ways
As the clock struck ten
They grabbed the things needed
And went into the night again.
Michael ran to the street
And watched for a car
His was the perfect trick
Especially in the dark.
One came closer
So a heavy rock was thrown
The car stopped, the driver could not see,
And Michael laid down on the road.
He was covered in a red goo
That looked like blood, no lie
When the driver got out to check
It looked like Michael had died.
The man looked away
And Michael disappeared
When the man checked back again,
He found that no one was near.
Js prank was a bit saner,
But it still was really rude
The classic could only be done
With the player in the right mood.
He ran up to a strangers house
Then he pressed the bell
J ran behind the bushes
So no one could tell.
The door opened quickly
And J heard a grunt
No one could be found
This was one dumb stunt.
This went on all night
With the knocking and the pressing
Until he got tired
And was on the verge of confessing.
Ben hated playing such awful tricks
But did it anyway
Instead of egging houses
They were painted red that day.
He bought tomatoes by the dozens
And carried them in sacks
But all the trick-or-treaters
Thought it was candy to the max.
Ben tossed the rotten vegetables
That squashed with just a touch
They landed on a single house
It was a little much.
So with his other bags full
He traveled down the street
Throwing, tossing, and he thrusted
Every house was covered that he did meet.
Marc didnt want to do it
But Patrick had put the pressure on
By the time he had bought enough,
The toilet paper was all gone.
He hurdled the cotton tissue and rolls
Up into the leafy trees
This made Marc feel really bad
But did this stop him? Please.
Bushes, shrubs, and trees were tortured
And neighbors yards were raided
Because there was so much paper
Quick drizzles of rain caked int.
By the time Marc had finished
Every yard was decorated in white
Some might have thought it was Christmas
Had they not know it was Halloween night.
If anyone was crazy,
Patrick was the worst
He did the unthinkable
More insane than the firs.
Patrick strolled down the road
His eyes always on his next victim
After the deed was done
Patrick thought, "Why did I pick him?"
He took the candy from the bag
And stuffed it in his pockets
While the boy was crying out
Patrick took off like a rocket.
Yes, this prank was easy,
As easy as taking candy from a baby
Patrick had to do it several times
Had he gone crazy?
The guys met up at midnight
Safe in Michaels home
They heard the others experience
And told of their own.
J decided it was not enough
But what else could they do?
It took them about an hour
They had it at 1:02.
"Lets crash a party!" Michael screamed.
"Or at least go uninvited,"
Ben chimed in after Michael.
And so the boys fighted.
"Lets go to this one!" Pat began,
But Marc cut him short,
"Its gotta be a big, bad bash!"
And Patrick let out a snort.
J disagreed with the others
The whole idea was wrong
But wasnt that the case
What theyd been doing all night long?
So they attacked the closest dance
Which was on their own block
At the party, what could be seen
Was an alien, unknown flock.
Michael leaped on the snacks
And ate all the cake
The drinks were disposed of
And he ate all he could take.
The rest hit the dance floor
Like a choreographered calvacade
They got down and boogied
As the partiers stood afraid.
What happened next
Was not foreseen
They got on stage
Bledsoe, Johnson, Terenzi, Horn, and King.
Michaels drums were rolling thunder
And Marcs guitar was a lightning crack
A chilling wind from Js keyboards
And Bens bass was the rains attack.
Patrick could not be forgotten
For he was the unseen cloud
They played their music hard
And they played it loud.
And let me tell you
The audience was scared to death
But soon, after listening,
They all lost their breath.
The boys went home at four
And pigged out on their treasure
The sinful chocolates were so bad
But gave so much pleasure.
Now, what Im about to tell you,
Please, dont be alarmed
Because in the making of this poem
No persons were emotionally harmed.
The candies kissed the boys gently
And smeared their sugared gloss
When you think about it
The candy is the boss.
The boys drifted into slumber
Their bellies full of cavities
They dreamt of what had happened
And all the nights activities.
An alarm woke them up
But not your average ring
A cops car shouted to the air,
"Justice I must bring!"
Michael rushed to the windows aid
To peep and see the news
He whispered softly to himself,
"Oh such minds we are gonna lose."
It drove on past
And Mike sighed in relief
Another siren sounded
But Mike thought they were free.
Instead of speeding forward,
It turned into the drive
Mike turned with eyes wide open
To the four other lives.
The steady walk
The loud sharp rap
Told the boys they were done
Caught in their own trap.
Ben was almost to tears
And Js heart stopped its pace
Marcs blood ran cold
Patrick had a ghost-like face.
"Youre under arrest
By penalty of the law.
We got witnesses-
They all saw."
Ben poured, "but officer,
We didnt do a thing."
Marc added shyly,
"Give us a break; its Halloween."
The guys said sorry
For the damage done
They were truly sorry
It was all in good fun.
So what do you think
of your unworthy tale?
Your imagination runs wild,
And let your spirit sail.
Not all rumors
Have to be untrue
Be careful what you wish for
Be careful what you do.